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Hooray, 9/10 women would recommend me to a friend! \o/
Anybody else notice the math fail? Or does the actual black chick not count?
lawl!
Oh, wait, maybe the black chick is the friend!
So who’s the girl who’s not recommending Dave?
Hang on there…there ARE 10 women there! Are you only counting to nine ’cause the tenth is not recommending Dave?
No. I only like caucasian girls
But… then that cuts it down to 5/10… or 1/2
Probably one of my ex gf’s.
Actually, the only reason that he is recommended is because he’s not awesome enough 2 keep for theirselves.
I don’t see my name being recommended.
that means I’m beawesome
Wait … so which one of those “hotties” wouldn’t recommend Dave? I mean, it doesn’t point to which one … inquiring minds and all that.
Oh yeah…..
=D
So Dave, tell us once and for all.. which of these lovelies is not into you? Inquiring minds want to know!
I think it’s the fourth one from the right. *nods sagely*
The third one from the left.
She was here on accident.
She was the representitive for Dove ‘chocolate’.
mmmmmm dove chocolate
“9 in 10 REAL women?” What about all those fake women I practiced on?
They don’t count in census’s
Too funny!
You do know that Dave is a cannibal, right?
Why does the 5th woman from the right have the same upper-body skin color as the white girls next to her, but as you move down her skin tone is almost as dark as the black girl 3 from the left? Her legs are darker than the Latino(?) woman’s on the far right!
I think it’s just the lighting, and nothing hinky.
…I love the word hinky XD
dude looks like a lady
Dave apparently likes to do a little chubby chasing.
Yeah totally because these women are so disgustingly fat.
MAN im feeling like a woman
Dave’s, too sexy for his shirt.
this is awesome
Hehe, “real” women. I guess they mean model-grade beautiful women with hips, none of whom is over a size 12. That’t not really “real” but meh, at least we’re not looking at a rack of skeletons here.
wow, so beautiful women aren’t real.
soooo… 9/10 eh? well theres 10 women in there, so that means…..that one of those bitches wont recomend Dave!
This appeared as a billboard. Why was there no public outcry about exploiting women by exhibiting them publicly in their underwear?
This ad campaign is terrible. All of those ‘real’ women are still airbrushed to hell and back.
um… this was originally an ad for soap. There are 10 women. 9 would recommend it. One is noticeably blacker that all the others.
Conclusion: Dove is implying that black people do not use soap.
I am offended.
I guess you’re also offended by the black pieces on a chessboard.
2 of them are clearly black.
Yeah because clearly Dove is the only soap in existance >.> And you’d have to recommend Dove in order to use it <.<
If you used it and liked it, why wouldn’t you recommend it?
Also, it’s “existence.” Maybe spellcheck next time you want to be a smarty?
Sorry Dave, I got to #10 First. Ruined her for yah.
I must be the one in ten then, Dove is a horrible soap! Dave on the other hand…
*nervously check spelling for grammer nazis… trembles, posts anyway*
*checks, checks! aw you bastards got me… go on, I’m handing myself in… might as well go out in a blase of glori*
“I can’t let you do that, Dave.”
So let’s see – 9 out of 10 women recommend Dave. Of these 9 women, another 8 would recommend Dove further, so that’s 8 more women introduced to Dave. At this rate, every woman introduced to Dave gets him roughly 6 aditional women, who each are good for 6 themselves.
The growth rate is exponential. Why do they put up posters?
Sounds like someone doesn’t want to share.