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1. They’re tender.

2. They don’t have the skills our post-apocalyptic tribe needs to survive. Sure, we could eat Jeff, but he’s good for lean-to building.

All in favor, say “yum!”

The Meat Just Falls Off The Bone

Submitted by: strayers via Submission Page

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» 33 Comments -- the crowd goes wild!

  1. Sally says:

    I think this is my ex-boyfriend’s car.

    Funny guy. Jerk of a boyfriend.

    • Steven says:

      …of…a…boyfriend.

      Hmm. You’re from Virginia, and were able to spell every word correctly!

      You’re not from Virginia, are you?

      • Sally says:

        I’m not originally, no.

      • Virginian says:

        Wow. You know absolutely nothing about Virginia at all. Way to go.

        • Virginian says:

          Obviously we have the two richest counties in the country because we are just a pack of bumbling idiots.

          • Mike says:

            I’m from VA and majoring in English. There are stupid people, namely people who stereotype, everywhere. Go insult West Virginia. They have a highway dedicated to Hank Williams, Sr.

            And I work in Fairfax, Virginian. It’s one of our proud nation’s finest counties and the people there are lucky to know how to tie their shoes. Money does not mean intelligence, quite the contrary actually.

  2. adam says:

    Possibly a good follow-up to this proposal.

  3. Kai says:

    I lol’d :D

  4. Steven says:

    I think the blood soaked handprints really drive the message home.

  5. G. James says:

    ♬ Yum! ♬

  6. Skyfire says:

    [Sparks]“Hey Debbie, I have something for you.”
    [Debbie] “What is it?”
    [Sparks]“A book.”
    [Debbie] “What’s the book?”
    [Sparks]“A Modest Proposal.”
    [Debbie] “By whom?”
    [Sparks]“Johnathon Swift.”
    [Debbie] “And what is the book about?”
    (Long pause)
    [Sparks]“Eating babies…”

  7. snowfie says:

    I’ve seen this plate say “beats” too.

    It’s almost designed for parody.

  8. Susan says:

    Sounds like someone really took “A Modest Proposal” to heart!

  9. Hawkin says:

    I can imagine the menacing grin on this guy’s face when the kids ask, “What’s for dinner?”

  10. Eric says:

    If you’re going to ripoff other places’ content, perhaps you should rename this page “Hacked Off IRL”.

  11. BuggsIslandLake says:

    Since I am from VA, I can actually say that I have seen this tag on that car! Even took a photo of it.

    • Some Nerd says:

      LOL … now it’d be great if this car turned out to carry at least 3 or 4 different kids in the backseat each time ya saw it, with the driver and passenger being the same each time.

  12. Sarge says:

    om nom nom nom nom nom nom

  13. midget says:

    yum!! wants to eats them now…… LOL

  14. Some Nerd says:

    Everything on the internet originated from Al Gore’s pc. I think George Bush Jr. created the site, http://www.endoftheinternet.com/ – mostly to irritate people, like normal, but, also am not sure. The site might “say” who created it, and they might “claim” they made it, but we know the truth. ;)

  15. KARMINN says:

    YUM.

  16. hamptonroadsgirl says:

    I’ve seen that car in between one that said “Czech it” and “mclovin”. I laughed incredibly hard. There’s a lot of them in the Hampton Roads area (from Williamsburg to Virginia Beach and all 14 military installations in between).

  17. Serina (from VA) says:

    I love my state!! :)

  18. Liz says:

    Hilarious!


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